ASSHOLE GLASSES
Our friend Fred was trying to give me a style lesson (he's very dashing and debonair: wears these sporty shirts with sailboats on them and all). He tried to help me understand proper eyewear for accessorizing. I failed miserably. Thus, this small photo essay is for him.
posted by Hugh G. Balls at 7:24 AM
3 Comments:
Al,
When you shop for shades, think Elvis.
You're welcome,
fred
2:20 PM
The rule is, if you can't buy them off one of those plastic spinning racks with the foggy mirror at AM/PM you can't wear them.
I especially like the ones that come with stickers on the lenses ("100% UV!"...wait, what does that mean? Do you BLOCK 100% of the UV rays or let 100% of them in?) or with the tag hanging on the bridge.
And the real rule, Al, is that once you see your students wearing glasses that you own (or anything you own, for that matter) the glasses must go. Period.
4:54 PM
GVB: Foster Grants are the shit. And Blublockers rock. And yes, I agree. If students wear it, it must go. I tried to explain to my dean that this was the real reason why I had my pants off with a student in my office (I saw a student wearing the same jeans). Would you consider sending an explanatory note for me?
9:12 PM
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