These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things...
Here's the Al B. Hard "Favorite Things" contest. Test your skill and intellect:
Define these top 5 favorite things
5) The Chocolate Starfish
4) The Nacho
3) A Stanley Steamer
2) A Rusty Trombone
1) A Strawberry Shortcake
Supplemental: A Dirty Sanchez
posted by Hugh G. Balls at 7:00 PM
4 Comments:
5) My hometown that's known as the rusty bullet hole (it was a tough town).
4)What don't get sore cuz 'o my fancy, cut-out bike seat.
3)What you did in Moveitfred's growler after every bike ride.
2)The one orchestral talent that makes all men sing along.
1)Ron Jeremy + Mike Tyson
Extra Credit: A cool disguise.
What did Moveitfred win?
9:17 PM
Liesl Von Trapp...HOT!
16 going on 17...YEAH BABY!
PS, How long does it take you to grade these fucking exams, Al?
8:27 AM
You've done very well, Fred. Please wait until the other children are finished, though.
9:09 AM
In the meantime, don't show me recent photos of the Von Trapp girls hunched over in wheelchairs drooling all over themselves.
9:22 AM
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