Fur Lobster, Fur Lobster, Fur Lobster...
PARIS, France (AP) -- Divers have discovered a new crustacean in the South Pacific that resembles a lobster and is covered with what looks like silky, blond fur, French researchers said Tuesday.
And No, this is nothing like a bearded clam.
Limped through a fiver in the pissing rain and wind. Nothing like injuries and foul weather to make you feel like a squashed shit. BUT...soon I'll be donning my wife beater, opening a bottle of chianti, chowing down on some spaghetti bolognese and a crusty loaf, and watching the sopranos, baby.
posted by Hugh G. Balls at 6:38 PM
5 Comments:
Can't wait to order the all-you-can-eat furry lobster feast at Red Lobster.
7:41 PM
I caught a case of these from a girl in college.
9:55 PM
Fred: bring your dental floss. This shit's worse than the short and curlies, if you know what I mean.
GVB: If I opened my pants and saw even one of those, I'd hack the whole works off.
10:18 PM
She lives in New Jersey now. I can give you her number if you like.
True story.
1:43 AM
Ah, no. But thanks. You might want to forward it on to the Cousteau society, though.
8:24 AM
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