A "Cock" and "Bull" story...

Lone Star Times
A 33 year old man cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, he hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said. Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody.

Ok, I get the knife bit: "back you bastards!" But hacking off your junk and using it as a boomerang?!!! Takes the cake, folks.