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Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Lone Star Stupidity


SAN ANTONIO, Texas (Reuters) - Texas has begun sending undercover agents into bars to arrest drinkers for being drunk, a spokeswoman for the Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission said on Wednesday.

The first sting operation was conducted recently in a Dallas suburb where agents infiltrated 36 bars and arrested 30 people for public intoxication, said the commission's Carolyn Beck.






What can we expect from Texas, the place that George W. calls home? Here are a few great ideas for Texas:
Slap the cuffs on overeaters at McDonald's.
Collar crappers who foul public bathrooms.
Lock up politicians who ok wiretaps without a court order. (Whoops, scratch that one. We've made that legal now, haven't we?)

Texas, two words: GET FUCKED!

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