Wile E. Coyote
Associated Press
NEW YORK - He's one tourist city officials hope WON'T be coming back.
A wily coyote paid a visit to the big city, leading dozens of police officers on foot and in a helicopter on a loping chase through Central Park before being captured Wednesday.
Did a miserable six, slow and sloppy. I'm so full of decongestants and antibiotics that my head feels like a big cotton ball. I felt like I was running in someone else's body (a big slow fucker). BUT I got it done.
posted by Hugh G. Balls at 4:54 PM
4 Comments:
Al, that big slow fucking body is yours.
The fast one that has been seen on the sideroads of Long Island is either on drugs or is running from someone.
6:05 PM
Au contraire, mi amigo, Al is a lean, mean 188 right now. I'm about 9% body fat right now. (That's what the Tanita is telling me...how accurate that is, I don't know.) Training pace for a 6 now has been 8-8:15s, but today I was so washed out from this f'ing sinus infection and all the meds that I did 9s.
6:42 PM
Stop it, you're making me hot.
And stop citing fast times. It kills my buzz. I'm a full damn minute slower.
7:34 PM
Don't feel bad. I couldn't top-rope a 5.6 now if you paid me. And about the only thing I'd be any good for on a sailboat would be holding the cooler.
9:32 PM
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