Krypton, Motherfucker

With the impending movie opening, Al B. Hard would like to offer an idea to the collective consciousness: Black Superman. Al feels it is simply a failure of the imagination that this very likely possibility has not been explored:

Where do negroid peoples originate? That's right, closest to the equator and, therefore, the sun. We know that planet Krypton is closer to a much larger, red sun. Radiation from that sun is much stronger. It seems logical that Kryptonians are not the pasty caucasoids we've imagined.

Come on, people. We've a black santa,



and a black Jesus,


why not a Black Superman?