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Thursday, September 14, 2006

Gayest Song Ever!!!


Ok, here's the challenge:

Post the lyrics to the gayest song ever!!! I want songs that with just one hearing can arch your wrist, lift your pinky, cause your hips to swish, your tongue to lisp. I want songs that Elton John rolls his eyes at. I want songs that Boy George calls soft. I want songs that you're embarassed to admit to knowing. Make it happen! Here's my first entry (not the gayest ever, but submitted for your review):


DANCE WITH ME

Orleans


CHORUS:

Dance with me, I want to be your partner.
Can't you see the music is just starting?
Night is falling, and I am falling.
Dance with me.

Fantasy could never be so giving.
I feel free, I hope that you are willing.
Pick your feet up, and kick your feet up.
Dance with me.

REFRAIN:

Let it lift you off the ground.
Starry eyes, and love is all around us.
I can take you where you want to go.

CHORUS

REFRAIN

CHORUS

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Neil Sedaka "Laughter in the Rain"

Strolling along country roads with my baby
It starts to rain, it begins to pour
Without an umbrella we're soaked to the skin
I feel a shiver run up my spine
I feel the warmth of her hand in mine

Oo, I hear laughter in the rain
Walking hand in hand with the one I love
Oo, how I love the rainy days
And the happy way I feel inside

After a while we run under a tree
I turn to her and she kisses me
There with the beat of the rain on the leaves
Softly she breathes and I close my eyes
Sharing our love under stormy skies...


And for extra credit, Moveitfred adds the Gayest Video

2:50 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's one:

CAN'T FIGHT THIS FEELING (Reo Speedwagon)

I can't fight this feeling any longer.
And yet I'm still afraid to let it flow.
What started out as friendship,
Has grown stronger.
I only wish I had the strength to let it show.

I tell myself that I can't hold OUT forever.
I said there is no reason for my fear.
Cause I feel so secure when we're together.
You give my life direction,
You make everything so clear.

And even as I WANDER,
I'm keeping you in sight.
You're a candle in the window,
On a cold, dark winter's night.
And I'm getting closer than I ever THOUGHT I MIGHT.

And I can't fight this feeling anymore.
I've forgotten what I started fighting for.
It's time to bring this ship into the shore,
And throw away the oars, forever.

Cause I can't fight this feeling anymore.
I've forgotten what I started fighting for.
And if I have to crawl upon the floor,
Come crashing through your door,
Baby, I can't fight this feeling anymore.

My life has been such a whirlwind since I saw you.
I've been running round in circles in my mind.
And it always seems that I'm following you, girl,
Cause you take me to the places,
That alone I'd never find.

And even as I wander,
I'm keeping you in sight.
You're a candle in the wind,
On a cold, dark winter's night.
And I'm getting closer than I ever thought I might.

And I can't fight this feeling anymore.
I've forgotten what I started fighting for.
It's time to bring this ship into the shore,
And throw away the oars, forever.

Cause I can't fight this feeling anymore.
I've forgotten what I started fighting for.
And if I have to crawl upon the floor,
Come crashing through your door,
Baby, I can't fight this feeling anymore.

8:53 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You leave in the morning
With everything you own
In a little black case
Alone on a platform
The wind and the rain
On a sad and lonely face

Mother will never understand
Why you had to leave
But the answers you seek
Will never be found at home
The love that you need
Will never be found at home

Run away, turn away, run away, turn away, run away.
Run away, turn away, run away, turn away, run away.

Pushed around and kicked around
Always a lonely boy
You were the one
That theyd talk about around town
As they put you down

And as hard as they would try
Theyd hurt to make you cry
But you never cried to them
Just to your soul
No you never cried to them
Just to your soul

Run away, turn away, run away, turn away, run away.
Run away, turn away, run away, turn away, run away.

Cry , boy, cry...

You leave in the morning
By Bronski Beat, video link below.

With everything you own
In a little black case
Alone on a platform
The wind and the rain
On a sad and lonely face

Run away, turn away, run away, turn away, run away.
Run away, turn away, run away, turn away, run away.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyEybc_mNGA

12:02 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One more video with gay song.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7566565059175190600

12:08 PM

 
Blogger Hugh G. Balls said...

Ooooh, I wanna go do window treatments in my living room!

3:40 PM

 
Blogger solobreak said...

I have to go with "Billy Don't be a Hero" by none other than Bo Donaldson and the Heywoods...


Well, then there's "Jet Boy" by Elton Montello, but that's a different kind of gay.

10:33 AM

 

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